Sitting late, watching the news, with a cup of coffee, I found my mentor, statesman of sorts, brother of the Didi of the nation, in a gloomy mood.
Me: Maybe a hot cup will freshen your mood?
He: Disgusting and disappointing.
Me: What? Coffee??
He: Will you ever look beyond your cup of coffee?
Me: About what?
He: Nation?
Me: Why? Have all the politicians committed suicide? or have they gone underground due to the Kejriwal effect?
He: Its because of people like you, that the Kejriwal are born, they have to go to these desperate measures, because you just drink your coffee.
Me: Why are you eyeing my coffee?
He: M & M , have taken a new cause, to continue roasting the nation.
Me: How can a simple candy do that?
He: You aren’t the buffoon you are appearing to be.
Me: Cant risk arrest under 66A, so better appear to be a buffoon, rather than to be rostered and treated as a buffoon later.
He: Mission Rescue M & M, funded by the general public.
Me: Sounds like a bond film name. Better get it patented soon. By the way is it going to make up to the top ten (in the scams) list?
He: Might at the way things are being dolled out to M & M.
Me: More food for Kejriwal. (For food for the common man might disappear)
He: First it will roast you, you are the one funding it by your taxes, direct or by intimidation. Kejriwal is not earning, you are, working your ass off.
Me: More food for the CVC. If that remains as it is.
He: Disgusting and disappointing.
Me: Because Didi missed out?
He: Yeah, (she will be tossing sleeplessly)
Me: MMM instead of M & M? By forgoing her pie, see she saved us of a third portion, and so lesser tax next year.
He: Annoyingly true.
Me: Why are M's so important in the SMS regime as PM?
He: You are a scared chicken. Talking in the acronyms.
Me: May be because high commands name starts with a M too?
He: Is that why SMS is being persisted with, because he is a M between s es.
Me: Yeah I see no other valid reason.
He: But in FDI there is no M.
Me: Its at the end of the numerical figures in the sheet of the FM and lightning the eyes of all the GOM, instead of K (the thousands unit), its M (the millionth unit), much more weight, and also more weight because its green ($).
He: Country's Voluntary Contribution?
Me: Yeah, Green is the key word. Save environment, for its good for cultivating the M & M 's.
Me: Maybe a hot cup will freshen your mood?
He: Disgusting and disappointing.
Me: What? Coffee??
He: Will you ever look beyond your cup of coffee?
Me: About what?
He: Nation?
Me: Why? Have all the politicians committed suicide? or have they gone underground due to the Kejriwal effect?
He: Its because of people like you, that the Kejriwal are born, they have to go to these desperate measures, because you just drink your coffee.
Me: Why are you eyeing my coffee?
He: M & M , have taken a new cause, to continue roasting the nation.
Me: How can a simple candy do that?
He: You aren’t the buffoon you are appearing to be.
Me: Cant risk arrest under 66A, so better appear to be a buffoon, rather than to be rostered and treated as a buffoon later.
He: Mission Rescue M & M, funded by the general public.
Me: Sounds like a bond film name. Better get it patented soon. By the way is it going to make up to the top ten (in the scams) list?
He: Might at the way things are being dolled out to M & M.
Me: More food for Kejriwal. (For food for the common man might disappear)
He: First it will roast you, you are the one funding it by your taxes, direct or by intimidation. Kejriwal is not earning, you are, working your ass off.
Me: More food for the CVC. If that remains as it is.
He: Disgusting and disappointing.
Me: Because Didi missed out?
He: Yeah, (she will be tossing sleeplessly)
Me: MMM instead of M & M? By forgoing her pie, see she saved us of a third portion, and so lesser tax next year.
He: Annoyingly true.
Me: Why are M's so important in the SMS regime as PM?
He: You are a scared chicken. Talking in the acronyms.
Me: May be because high commands name starts with a M too?
He: Is that why SMS is being persisted with, because he is a M between s es.
Me: Yeah I see no other valid reason.
He: But in FDI there is no M.
Me: Its at the end of the numerical figures in the sheet of the FM and lightning the eyes of all the GOM, instead of K (the thousands unit), its M (the millionth unit), much more weight, and also more weight because its green ($).
He: Country's Voluntary Contribution?
Me: Yeah, Green is the key word. Save environment, for its good for cultivating the M & M 's.
